America Breaths Sigh of Relief; Canada Vote to Extend it's Tropp Presence in Afganistan

America Launches Probe to Investigate Alleged World History

Americans Illegaly Immigrate in Search of Mexican and Canadian Dreams

American Refugees Emigrate to Valinor

Ants Fight Over Piece of Shit

Bird Flu To Be Renamed

Canadians Take Advantage or America's Mexican Distractions

Elmo Sent to Lebenon to Negotiate Peace, Hugs

Fallujah New Hot Spot Destination for Tourists

GOP Tries New Poly With Iran

Iran Attempts to Aquire Schizo-Fusion Antimatter

Iran Clarifies Their Nuclear Position

Iran Plans to Expand Nuclear "Activies"

Irans New Missle Shaped Nuclear Power Plant Raises International Concerns

Iraqi Translation Mishap; Haditha Deaths Were The Fualt of Marine Mammals

Local Man Not Afraid of India or China

Michael Flatly Just One of several Warlords of the Dance

Minute Men Defense Corps Stakes Out Borderland, Only to be Met With Tradgedy

North Korea Baffles U.N. With Rejection of Sanctions

North Korea to Help Iran Set off Small, Vaguely Nuclear Blast

Reddish-Pink Slime Found Flowing Beneath the Middle East

Shiahs and Sunni's Face-off in Well Coregraphed Dance-Street Fight

Sleeping Grants are Handed Out in Canada 

Some Blond With Big Tits Dies

U.N. Bird Flu Chief: Expect More Cases

U.S. Reels in Shock; Zarqawi Has successor

Worlds Worst Kamikaze Pilot Found After Sixty-Two Years