Britney not talking to Skylar, reports Dana

In breaking news, Dana says Britney is not talking to Skylar. This has alienated their boyfriends, Taylor and Shane respectively, from each other, and given the group’s new acquaintance Tiffany the idea of exploiting the friction to sleep with Shane.

Inside sources report Shane is open to the possibility, but would prefer a threesome with Tiffany and Dana.

Dana, a known bi-curious threesome participant, has designs on Skylar, but would settle for Britney, according to Taylor, who “is like a brother to her <Dana>.” But this information may be spurious: according to Shane, Taylor and Dana hooked up at a party during senior year, rendering their alleged sibling relationship incestuous. Shane claims to have DV footage of the encounter, and will give it to Dana in exchange for the threesome mentioned above.