BUSH ADMINISTRATION TRIES NEW PLOY AGAINST IRAN
Desperate to resolve the Iranian nuke issue, the GOP has launched a new campaign attacking the Muslim nation’s self esteem.
“The goal,” says Bush, “is to convince the Iranian people they don’t deserve nuclear power. The CIA has done some digging… Iran has more than a few skeletons in her closet.”
The biggest gun in Bush’s arsenal is the fact that Iran was molested when she was 13. Initiatives are underway to convince Iran that it was all her fault, and that she doesn’t deserve love, much less fissionable uranium. There are signs it’s working, with Iran engaging in self-destructive behavior such as dating assholes and refusing UN inspections.