PIRATES WEEKLY - LOCAL MAN NOT AFRAID OF INDIA OR CHINA

LOCAL MAN NOT AFRAID OF INDIA OR CHINA

A local armchair political theorist has begun taking a bold stance on Myspace forums concerning the purported future world-domination by China and India.

“I don’t think it’s gonna happen,” said XXXSTONER129 to reporters on Monday, seeming proud of his unusual stance, and stoic in the face of ridicule. Having already filled 7 threads with over 500 posts each on the subject, XXXSTONER129 felt ready to face the press.

Anthropologist Dr. Beth Gilmore had this to say: “XXXSTONER129’s ridiculous opinion in this matter is symptomatic of a wider sociological phenomenon… the adoption of the unexpected opinion, in order to stand out in a humanity homogenized by the information superhighway. Everyone has that liberal friend who has begun surprising you with off-the-wall, out-of-right-field opinions, in an effort to appear world-wise.”

In related news, XXXSTONER129 has just found a publisher for his book on the 9-11 conspiracy: A Tale of Two Towers: the CIA, Knights Templar, Disney, Canada, Diane Lane coalition against Freedom.




	LOCAL MAN NOT AFRAID OF INDIA OR CHINA A local armchair political theorist has begun taking a bold stance on Myspace forums concerning the purported future world-domination by China and India. “I don’t think it’s gonna happen,” said XXXSTONER129 to reporters on Monday, seeming proud of his unusual stance, and stoic in the face of ridicule. Having already filled 7 threads with over 500 posts each on the subject, XXXSTONER129 felt ready to face the press. Anthropologist Dr. Beth Gilmore had this to say: “XXXSTONER129’s ridiculous opinion in this matter is symptomatic of a wider sociological phenomenon… the adoption of the unexpected opinion, in order to stand out in a humanity homogenized by the information superhighway. Everyone has that liberal friend who has begun surprising you with off-the-wall, out-of-right-field opinions, in an effort to appear world-wise.” In related news, XXXSTONER129 has just found a publisher for his book on the 9-11 conspiracy: A Tale of Two Towers: the CIA, Knights Templar, Disney, Canada, Diane Lane coalition against Freedom.