LOCAL PALS DISCUSS WOMEN WHILE PLAYING SOME ONE-ON-ONE

Helpless against a male instinct known from movies to be widespread, long-time pals Jason and Chad went down to the court on Tuesday to talk about chicks while playing some one-on-one.

The out-of-breath comments, exchanged between lay-ups and good-natured fouls, covered everything from ‘fuck-buddies’ to love, the latter subject approached with a joking cynicism by Chad, which prompted Jason to comment, “You don’t know what you’re missing, man.”

During some ‘Around the World,’ Jason schooled Chad on the subtleties of the ‘Three Day Rule’ concerning how long to wait to call a chick after you get her ‘digits.’ Chad confessed he had already broken the rule with his latest paramour Samantha, causing Jason to miss a shot, which evoked derisive giggling from a pair of shapely female joggers.

An indignant Jason said, “We need to get you laid man.” Reality then cut to the nightclub scene.