Nancy Pelosi quotes Mayor of Rock Ridge

“As the first woman elected Speaker,” Said Pelosi, in her first speech to Congress.” I want to usher in a new era of congressional tolerance by quoting the pioneering mayor of Rock Ridge.” Setting her hands on the podium as if to truly make it her own, she continued firmly,” We’ll take the Niggers and the Chinks, but we don’t want the Irish!”

The house remained stunned into silence for two minutes. Finally, Pelosi, sensing some discomfort added, “Okay…we’ll take the Irish.”

This was met with thunderous applause, congratulations and a rare candid moment as Dick Cheney made the porpoise-like hooting noises out of the bell of his head not heard since he sacrificed a black baby on national television.

Nancy Pelosi has ascended rapidly even though, traditionally, Congress is dominated by rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.