North Korea baffles UN with rejection of sanctions

The UN voted last week to impose sanctions on North Korea that would ban commerce in weapons materials. However, North Korea rejected the idea, leaving the council flummoxed.

“What do we do now?” asked US ambassador John Bolton.

“I don’t know,” whispered Japanese delegate Taro Aso. “It was a clever move.”

“We could try saying ‘please,’” suggested the Russian foreign minister.

“Let’s not push it,” urged the Chinese councilman. “They’ve rejected the sanctions. I don’t see how we can move forward at this time.”

“Wait a minute!” cried Bolton, seeming to have a revelation. But in the next moment he sat down and shook his head. “Never mind.” The Security Council remained quietly mystified as a smug Pak Gil Yon walked out of the proceedings. “Arrogant prick,” muttered Bolton.

Aso said, “Credit where credit’s due. A brilliant checkmate.”

Bolton bowed his head, conceding defeat. “Touché’ sir. Touché.’”

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