PAGENS DEMAND REPERATIONS FROM CHRISTIANS

Just days before millions of Americans gathered ‘round the Christmas tree to celebrate the glorious birth of the Lord, Savior and apparently, bargin shopper, Jesus Christ, The International Consortium of Unionized Pagens, Wiccans and Janitorial Workers, filed a claim for reparations and 2000 years of lost holiday income.

The filing claims that not only have pagens and Janitors faced two millenniums of ridicule, religious intolerance, and subjegation, but have lost several billion dollars in monies that would have been earned over the years from the mass marketing and commercialization of their holiday ,which celbrates the winter soltice. It is now called Christmas.