PAT ROBERTSON TELLS FOLLOWERS THAT OVERWIEGHT WOMAN ARE LEADING AMERICAS YOUTH TO DAMNNATION

“Catch us the Foxes, the little foxes that spoil our vines, for our vines have tender grapes!” Pat Robertson began with this Solominian quote at the head of his Fundamental propaganda show, the 700 club, which airs primarily at late and early hours when only ignorant, angry militants and Tawd are unable to sleep because of their perceived lifetime of sin. Except for Tawd who’s lifetime of sin is not perceived, it is documented.  

“Your children, the vessels of innocence, the future legions of the resolutely devout Army of the Glory of the Resurrection of Jesus Christ are besieged daily by the gluttonous American Female masticational Industrial complex…” Continued the evangelist, who has, as apparently a good Christian should, pursued the subjugation of the “”Darky” religions such as Hindu and Buddhism, and called for the execution of all homosexuals, among other progressive Christian ideas. “The over weight feminist agenda that preaches freedom from body shame, fast food, and pride in who you are is leading our children down a dark passage that leads only to the new age satanic idealisms such as evolution, Catholicism and planned parenthood. The Fat Chick agenda is not about rights for fat chicks, it is about a socialist, anti-family political agenda that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft destroy capitalism, and become lesbians…Fat lesbians. The bible specifically condemns fat lesbians. Because I say so. The bible condemns fat lesbians the same way it promotes the selling of coupons by elderly people who have very little income. Because I say so. “ His uninformed, racist, sexist anti-Semitic tirade continued for a half hour, before it finally concluded with Robertson standing on top of his desk, screaming the common bippity-boppity-boos and supercalifrags of Pentecostal tongues or “god speak”, while unbuttoning his shirt and pinching his nipples in a very proactive, but still very godly, way. Huffing and puffing, he uttered a final statement for all true citizens of earth (Meaning only Christians, and as a matter of fact, only His Christians) to abide by. “I, Pat Robertson, call for the immediate and total execution of all fat chicks. All fat chicks must die”

His show continued with a “ documentary” on how Catholicism, Hinduism, Tawdsim and Buddhism, are all “Gateway” religions that lead to heavier choices like, Satanism, Nazism, and Priapism.

To make some things clear, The Fifth Community and Pirates Weekly, purveyors of True Freedom and engineers of the New Rebellion are sworn enemies of Pat Robertson, and the Christian Coalition. You here that Pat? We’re coming…and Hell’s coming with us!

Also, Tawdism IS a gateway religion.