HIGHSCHOOL SPEAR-THROWING CLUB SPARKS CONTROVERSY

The North Allegheny ‘Spear-chuckers’ have come under fire, literal and otherwise, from African Americans and liberals.

“I don’t understand,” said Coach Merriwhether at a recent spear-chucking event in Erie, PA. “Spear-chucking is what we do. We are spear-chuckers.”

“But Spearchucker is a well known term of derision toward African Americans,” the Magog pointed out. “And your logo is an insulting caricature of an African tribesman throwing a spear at a monkey, with the monkey shrieking ‘Stop it, son!’”

The Coach awkwardly replied, “We chuck spears. We’re the spear-chuckers.” Moments later he was shot by a Jungle Bunny, i.e. a member of the Playboy playmates organization to save the rainforest. When questioned as to her motive, the voluptuous blonde replied, “I have large breasts that everyone wants to touch. Rainforests are cute.”

Also, white people and Asians suck too.