ANTS FIGHT OVER PEICE OF SHIT

A war broke out on Tuesday over a small, dried-up, nutrient-less scrap of dog shit on a Dayton, Ohio sidewalk. The combatants: two local ant hills, both of which consider the shit to be their "Holy Land."

The conflict is merely a recent flare-up of an ancient war. Early on Tuesday, Ant Hill 1 made an incursion into the southern province of the turd, which was occupied by Ant Hill 2. The fighting quickly escalated.

Area 7-year-old James Nealon, the ants' de-facto god, has been observing the war from its start. He's been greatly amused by the conflict, often crippling one side or the other when it gains the upper hand. The magnifying glass is his favorite weapon. When questioned about the holiness of the shit, he laughed until he couldn't breathe. The fighting continues unabated.




	ANTS FIGHT OVER PEICE OF SHIT A war broke out on Tuesday over a small, dried-up, nutrient-less scrap of dog shit on a Dayton, Ohio sidewalk. The combatants: two local ant hills, both of which consider the shit to be their "Holy Land." The conflict is merely a recent flare-up of an ancient war. Early on Tuesday, Ant Hill 1 made an incursion into the southern province of the turd, which was occupied by Ant Hill 2. The fighting quickly escalated. Area 7-year-old James Nealon, the ants' de-facto god, has been observing the war from its start. He's been greatly amused by the conflict, often crippling one side or the other when it gains the upper hand. The magnifying glass is his favorite weapon. When questioned about the holiness of the shit, he laughed until he couldn't breathe. The fighting continues unabated.