DRIVE-BY REENACTMENTS SET TO OUST CIVIL WAR REENACTMENTS

Originating in LA and spreading across the south like wildfire, drive-by reenactments are dominating the surprisingly finite reenactment niche. Union and confederate soldiers have been vanishing from America’s fields in alarming numbers, giving way to crips and bloods.

“It’s important to keep this shit alive,” said Grandmaster X at a Monday press conference, promoting his reenactment of the infamous shooting of rapper Tupac Shakur in 1996. “America’s had enough of honkies in blue and grey with percussion lock rifles. It’s time to dial this shit up a notch.”

One of the first documented drive-by’s was during the Chicago Race Riot of 1919; thereafter they became common during the prohibition era. But according to today’s reenactors, the drive-by didn’t come into its own until the 1990s. Unfortunately, due to technicalities in the national reenactment by-laws, reenactments can only occur in rural countrysides, necessitating the construction of out-of-place looking city blocks, and the use of off-road vehicles.

In related news, Bush is protesting Shia versus Sunni reenactments in Iraq.