Someday they will say this is where it all started. The revolution. The great sci-fi rebellion. The era of the immutable resplendent illumination of...Fuck it. I have a report due in like an hour. These are niche sci-fi shirts and the like. There's some roll playing and D20 shit thrown in for good measure. But for the most part if you are a Sci-fi or fantasy fan, if you are fond of hot eleven chicks in skimpy woodland outfits who are well-met at taverns, or if your ideal man is Aragorn son of Arathorn, Elessar Telcontar, the man of the West, Isildur's hier, then you probably get most of these shirts. If you are familiar with the binary language of moisture vaporators, bullseyeing womp rats in a T-16, or the fact that the Kessel run is actually 18 parsecs and the Millennium Falcon cut it short to under 12 by skirting closer to The Maw, then you are likely to at least understand the references behind these graphic tees. Not that I'm key-wording or anything. All I'm saying is if that you know, deep in your heart of hearts, that a 1-inch thick sheet of Transparent Aluminum, measuring 60' x 10' is capable of withstanding the pressure of 18,000 cubic feet of water, then you will at least slightly, mildly enjoy these tees, colloquially referred to as "Geek Shirts." You've taken the Kobayashi Maru test, and you don't believe in the no-win scenario, and now you have the shirts to prove it to your imaginary girlfriend, boyfriend, transgender, or uni-sexual species. Yeah... we saw you in that YouPorn amateur video with that Arcturian. It's okay, when it's Arcturian, it doesn't matter. So there we are; A section with niche sci-fi, fantasy, RPG, and geek t-shirts. Completely unrelated; for the longest time as a child I thought they were yelling "Where's Baski? Where's Baski?"
You always were an asshole, Gorman.